(For you noobs, this used to be a very popular series back when I used to do this regularly…)
Him: I’m going to get Diego Garcia.
(comes back with vacuum cleaner)
Me: Do you remember why we named it that?
Him: No. But we’re probably one of the few people who have a named vacuum cleaner.
Me: Yep. That’s…special.
Him: You mean short-bus special?
Fascinating link of the day: Fast Food Ads vs. Reality