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Conversation Overheard by a Cat

Me (after scrubbing down the master bathroom):  Check out this supah-clean sink.

Him: That *is* a supah-clean sink.

Me:  I couldn’t find a junk toothbrush though, so there’s still this tiny grotty bit between the faucets.

Him:  So we’ll buy a cheap one next time we’re out.

*fifteen minutes later*

Him (brandishing a pink Hello Kitty toothbrush I haven’t seen the Girlchild use in years):  Hey babe?  Zoe just brought this, left it in the hallway for you.

Me:  *blink*

Zoe:  *purr*

Me:  Zoe, I’d like 11 million dollars, please.