Me (after scrubbing down the master bathroom): Check out this supah-clean sink.
Him: That *is* a supah-clean sink.
Me: I couldn’t find a junk toothbrush though, so there’s still this tiny grotty bit between the faucets.
Him: So we’ll buy a cheap one next time we’re out.
*fifteen minutes later*
Him (brandishing a pink Hello Kitty toothbrush I haven’t seen the Girlchild use in years): Hey babe? Zoe just brought this, left it in the hallway for you.
Me: *blink*
Zoe: *purr*
Me: Zoe, I’d like 11 million dollars, please.