I don’t get Christina Ricci’s appeal. She’s a decent enough actress, I suppose, other than that wide-eyed, mouth-open look she seems so fond of…you know, the one that makes her look like a Hilton sister. But really, when I see pictures like this it’s hard not to imagine her head popping right off if you played with her too hard.
So be careful when you play with Christina Ricci, ok? Mommy won’t buy you a new one.