Me (after scrubbing down the master bathroom): Check out this supah-clean sink.
Him: That *is* a supah-clean sink.
Me: I couldn’t find a junk toothbrush though, so there’s still this tiny grotty bit between the faucets.
Him: So we’ll buy a cheap one next time we’re out.
*fifteen minutes later*
Him (brandishing a pink Hello Kitty toothbrush I haven’t seen [...]













