Me (after scrubbing down the master bathroom): Check out this supah-clean sink. Him: That *is* a supah-clean sink. Me: I couldn’t find a junk toothbrush though, so there’s still this tiny grotty bit between the faucets. Him: So we’ll buy a cheap one next time we’re out. *fifteen minutes later* Him (brandishing a pink Hello [...]
Her: I’m going to be like Uncle David… Me: How so? Her: I’m going to live alone and have kittens! Me: But someday, when you’re not looking, you’re going to be smacked upside the head by Love… Her (vehemently): I’m too smart for Love!
Me: Holy crap, would you look at those freaky bugs! Him: What do they look like? Me: Extras from Starship Troopers.
Florida drives me nuts, it really does. I’m sitting here right now, at 9:13AM, contemplating changing into shorts because it’s so, er, sultry out there, and yet tomorrow night it’s going to be all of 27 degrees. Maddening, I tell you. I don’t see how any of us survive. It does make for some extensive [...]
Today’s AIM conversations… Sekimori: you know bluecoyotestudio: yes? Sekimori: i figure, by definition, if I get an email to 100words that says, “how can I be a writer on your site???” that person is too stupid to live bluecoyotestudio: hahahahahha Sekimori: i mean it’s listed right there under the faq. how to contribute Sekimori: idiot [...]
(For you noobs, this used to be a very popular series back when I used to do this regularly…) Him: I’m going to get Diego Garcia. (comes back with vacuum cleaner) Me: Do you remember why we named it that? Him: No. But we’re probably one of the few people who have a named vacuum [...]
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